This Closet Housewife

I'm opening the closet to let you know YES I am a closet "Real Housewives" watcher! My two favorite ones are Orange County and New Jersey, and I have asked myself over and over why do I like watching all this drama? Well, I came to a conclusion that I would rather watch it on TV than have to deal with it in real life as I can always just turn off the TV at anytime and it doesn't affect my personal life.

I have yet too see a new "Real Housewives" out that covers the "Average" middle class family. I'm not sure if it would be just boring or do people like to watch upper class families go crazy on TV? I'm not quite sure of this yet! One more issue I have with this show is once they are divorced as we have all seen it done on TV they are no longer  considered a "Housewife" Right? So I continue to ask myself this why are they still on this show if they are no longer married? Hmmmm...

• I do not drive a fancy car 
• I do not have a fancy house
• My husband does not make a ton of money
• I do not buy high priced name brand clothes or shoes
• I do not have a clothing line
• I do not have a cookbook
• I do not take limousine rides to my friends houses for parties
• I do not talk about my "Friends" behind their backs
• I do not invite friends to a party just to stir up some drama (WHO DOES THIS THAT IS SANE?)

• I do have two nice cars with no payments
• I do own a nice house in the suburbs
• My husband makes decent money to pay our bills
• I do buy my family clothes and shoes on sale
• I do look up online for new recipes
• I do load the whole damn family up in the car and drive our happy butts to the parties
• I do cherish the friendships that I have 
• I do not have friends that have so much drama in their lives!

I will ONLY give full credit to two women on the New Jersey Housewives for being amazing mothers, no names shall be said!


Call it what you want but I am not jealous of their lifestyle as I too live pretty nice.....